There’s
a lot you don’t know about Your Dick. For instance,
the average non-erect penis measures 3.75 inches,
so Your Dick is positively HUGE!! And here’s another
big secret: Your Dick loves to read!
It’s true. Although Your Dick is better known
for his more active hobbies, one of his favorite
things is to curl up in front of the fireplace
with a good book. |
But
not just any book – most of that crap is written for
pussies, and it has the same effect on Your Dick as
swimming in the ocean. In Alaska. In January.
But once in a while, an awesome new book busts through
all the bullshit chick-lit. Check out Keep
It Real , by Bill
Bryan. Your Dick read it, and laughed his
ass off.
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