Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters! After 6,178 years of oppression, suppression, and sublimation (that's a fancy word for beating off), Your Dick finally has its own web site! Yes, since the dawn of time we've all been told that it's wrong to "Think with Your Dick." We've been scolded again and again about the dangers of letting "The Little Head" lead "The Big Head." But what has our slavish obedience gotten us? Nothing but the "C" word my friends - Civilization! Talk about the root of all evil!

I mean what has civilization really done for Your Dick lately, huh? Pants, you say? Your Dick hates pants! In fact, Your Dick only puts up with civilization for one reason - because chicks dig it, right? Well guess what? In the process of pleasing the ladies, we've BECOME the ladies! And they don't like it anymore than we do! So, what's the solution? It's simple, Dude: Just shut your mouth, open your eyes, and Think With Your Dick!